Then it comes to you. My enemy's enemy is my friend, but my enemy's mortal blood foe of a thousand years and enough hatred to fuel a gangster wrap group is my saviour, and Ninjas have one mortal enemy!
You back a few steps from the advancing warrior.
"there's this pirate down the corridor"
the change is instantanious. from a mildly murderous, menacing advance, the Ninja instantly stiffens into a pose that promises swift, sharp and silent death.
"pilot! ----- where pilot!"
Your not about to spend 21 years quibbling over a misplaced L.
"Up there and round the corner"
You jerk a thumb behind you.
The ninja lets out a high pitched and murderous scream, like a recently initiated Castrati, then accellerates off down the corridor at a speed that almost makes you expect smoke to belch from his/her behind.
Smiling to yourself, you wait a minute or two, then booming up from behind like the roar of an approaching express train you here a mixture of "waaaaa!" and "gaarr!" and the clash of weapons.
Oncemore the iternal strugle for supreme victory begins, pluss Davy jones is sure to keep the Ninja busy.
You briefly wonder which of them is likely to win, but then decide such a question of immortal moment and world shattering importance is one no mere single human can answer, ---- well not without access to internet forums anyway.
Turning your back on the furious sounds of combat, you oncemore face up the tunnel and continue eastwards.
continue into the dreadful tunnels!
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